Also known as DOA (Drunk on Arrival) was a social club for discontented Dallas housewives who liked to drink bourbon (hold the branch) and make it a double no ice. A social advocacy group they fought hard for important social causes, like unionizing all JR's mistresses and Ewing Oil call girls. They believed int he 3B's - Booze, Boys and Bling.

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